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Corporate John

from Canopy Shyness by Chronic Anxiety

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lyrics

Corporate John in your corporate office park
I'd like to be your secretary
Corporate John in your plastic bubble
I'd like to eat some of your pie
Corporate John in your corporate misery
why don't you share with your kids
Corporate John in your tower of privilege
are you satisfied with your fucking view

I'd like to be your secretary
I'd like to be your secretary
I'd like to be your secretary
but my conscience holds me back

Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John

d'you want me to get you some coffee, shuffle your papers, straighten your tie, you ready for that board meeting, you ready to knock 'em dead killer, you ready to further that 1%, you're on top of the world, world's your fucking oyster, you got it all don't you, you don't care, you don't care, you don't care, I'm so jealous I could spit, I could spit, I could spit, oh little me, I'm just a little girl, I'm just your little secretary, I couldn't possibly have a thought of my own, yes I got your calls, I got your messages, your to do list, to screw list, do what you fucking do best list, cause I'm your fucking secretary

Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John
Corporate John Corporate John
I fucking hate you

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from Canopy Shyness, released August 31, 2018

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Chronic Anxiety Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ambr (no e)
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